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Discussion in 'General chat and banter' started by Gh0st, Feb 12, 2013.

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  1. Gh0st

    Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

    • Gh0st
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    I'll get the ball rolling with a nice crude joke :p

    Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks.
    Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
    "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
    The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!
     
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  2. storm shadow

    Techbliss Owner Admin Ida Pro Expert Developer

    wish i didnt read that.:eek:
     
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  3. Rip Cord

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    I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat that I notice a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
     
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  4. storm shadow

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    now thats an real man :joyful.png:
     
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  5. Gh0st

    Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

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    Hahaha I love being a man
     
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  6. Nighthawk

    Hentai freak Admin

    The British Countryside from a crackhead's perspective - weird, but wonderful! :p

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  7. Nighthawk

    Hentai freak Admin

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. storm shadow

    Techbliss Owner Admin Ida Pro Expert Developer

    damn you for having an calculator speaking for you, damn you :eek:
     
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  9. Gh0st

    Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

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    Hahaha nice one ;)
     
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  10. Nighthawk

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  11. Fitism

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    https://encyclopediadramatica.se anything at all

    I think we should make our own joke with a sentence each (If you don't have a joke), I'll get the ball rolling:

    "There once was a guy name Enus"
     
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  12. Gh0st

    Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

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    *trying to avoid the obvious* :S

    "There once was a guy name Enus
    whose name sounded a lot like anus"
     
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  13. Nighthawk

    Hentai freak Admin

    ...and he had a partner named Seamus! :p
     
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  14. Nighthawk

    Hentai freak Admin

    ...only to find out that Seamus' brother named Mr. Seaman wanted a threesome and had a wonderfully, uhm, wet and sticky moment! :p
     
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  15. Rip Cord

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    I have some pamphlets for anyone who needs assistance adjusting to a new lifestyle.
     
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  16. Nighthawk

    Hentai freak Admin

    Then came along Mr. Cummings, and now there's four in a bed! :p

    Please send me one! :)
     
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  17. Rip Cord

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    I can't wait for the next installment.
     
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  18. Nighthawk

    Hentai freak Admin

    Once upon a time, there are two ladies named Summer and Wynter and Summer told Wynter to "take her clothes off as it is now summer time". After Wynter complied to Summer's wishes, Avril, who is Summer's stepsister, decides to set up her camcorder for the special occasion and then jumps in and plays with Summer's and Wynter's genitalia, only for Wynter's friend, June, to get aroused by the sex scene and then ends up jumping in as well.
     
  19. storm shadow

    Techbliss Owner Admin Ida Pro Expert Developer

    o_O
     
  20. Gh0st

    Australia's finest since 1981 Admin

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    WTF
    Did that just go over my head or what :p
     
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